Category Archives: Dear Diary

Let us Play!!!

Yes, there is a PokerWorks HORSE tourney on Sunday the 22nd.  Yes, I will be there!  I registered yesterday.  Any others?  I miss one Sunday and the whole thing goes to hell.   I thank you Andrew for showing and registering in my absence…see you there tomorrow.  BTW, I just checked and I’m still the only degenerate registered there – Tournament #143831886, password:  donkeys.

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The Tournament I got knocked out of

when Hughes.net shut down my satellite stream to a trickle is kinda sad in a way.  I probably shouldn’t have even went back to find out where I placed but I did.  I had over 5K in chips when I went into the dead zone.  There were 1014 of us and I finished in 207th place.  Then I checked to see what my last hand was…Aces…No KIDDING!  Of course you just get auto folded out of the hands when you are sitting out.   Continue reading The Tournament I got knocked out of

I’ve been fapped or splatted or

temporarily 86’d from my internet satellite usage.  PUKE!  I had no idea that hughes.net was a such a nambi-pambi bitchwort since I never received any paperwork or terms or conditions, etc.  Last night I was playing 6 handed $11 buy-in tourney on PokerStars, lost my internet connection completely and could never reconnect.  At the same time I was trying to download a gigantically huge file to update my iPhone.  No, no bells went off. Continue reading I’ve been fapped or splatted or

The aftermath

I got through all the trips to Vegas and thought I was freewheeling into a relaxing kind of kicking back, work at my own pace, not have to be anywhere or do anything for awhile.  But…as life always seems to find something new…I was in a for a feel bad time.  Chalk it up to a urinary tract infection that appeared from nowhere, haven’t had one for over 35 years so it was a bit of a shocker…not to mention painful and frightening too.  Having one kidney makes me stress a bit more over anything that can affect the kidneys.  Continue reading The aftermath