Is to be sprawled out on my sleep by number bed by 10 p.m. and ready to toast off to z-z-z-z-z land.  I’m up early tomorrow and heading in to Vegas to play the Agassi Charity tournament and hope I can keep my wits and focus about me long enough to make a good showing…like I know how to play poker type of showing.  I won’t even venture into the winning the tournament BS.  I’ve gotten stuck in the land of the UGLIES again.  I won’t bore you with the beats since you have your own, you certainly don’t want to dwell on mine too.  So…

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The PokerWorks H.O.R.S.E. is now 8 Game.  Yes, PokerStars is the place, the 3rd of May at 2100 ET.  Look for Tournament #159379135 or search through the ‘private’ tab and scroll til you find it.  Make sure you register and play, DAMN IT!  Bring us some fresh meat…we want new blood…and the regular old blood too.

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Watch out for the damn swine flu, stay away from kissing those pigs and hanging out with the nasty little critters, wait until they are bacon or ham before you try to have any contact with them.

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Make sure you bitch to your congressman and contact the PPA and support our right to play online poker.  Stand up for your rights and that way you’ll be standing up for mine too.

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Tournament report – I promise no whining – coming after I play tomorrow.  G’nite!