It was sad news to me when I clicked on the Cashier at PokerStars and was told I had to cash out –  the pop-up header reads Forced Cashout “Please note: Due to government regulations you have to cashout all the funds in your account”  All I can say is thank you, you fucking feds!  Thanks for ruining a great part of my daily routine – whether it’s anger or exultation, it was my little piece of doing what I want and you took it away to protect my morality.  I hope you spend the rest of your days eating shit and barking at the moon.

The only upside to the cashout is that PokerStars gave me full value on the SCOOP tournament tickets I had won and turned them into cash.  That’s an additional $463 that I really didn’t expect.  Please come back to the US market soon PokerStars. Thank you!

It could take awhile for everything to go through, but it’s in the works…like PokerWorks…