on Sunday night was diverted to Heaven.  Hell froze over!  How did it happen you wonder…umnhhh…thinking…thinking…thinking…

Did the Card Fairy die that night too!

My thought is that she was so pissed that I had an unusually lucky run that she dove straight into hell to torment poker players gone by, she knew they were trapped and couldn’t get away and had no choice – but those of us still living can walk away from the table to escape.  In her fully agitated state, she blasted into the fiery depths, her own turbulent emotions created an explosion at the very depths that caused an ice age effect over the surface.

Who knows how long before she breaks free and the ice melts?  Beware!  You sinners better repent too because this may not happen again in our lifetimes.

How did I get so lucky?  I have no idea.  I won the PokerWorks H.O.R.S.E. tourney fighting heads-up with alcan’thang for some time, we danced the chip stacks back and forth and back and forth.  I really can’t remember many of the hands and it doesn’t matter anyway, Lucky Linda did the luck thang and won.  I know I put a bad ugly on WiseGuy91.  As far as putting bad uglies on Al, I bricked, he bricked, who knows…it was all fun.  I did make 3 sets in Holdem in the first round…downright damn scary…that’s when the Card Fairy went batso and leaped into HELL!

1: PokerWorks (Las Vegas), $22.50 (50%)
2: AlCantHang (Phoenixville), $13.50 (30%)
3: djhomeschool (Denton TX foo!), $9.00 (20%)
4: Wiseguy91 (Holland),
5: PokerHack07 (Red Bluff),
6: grupper (((*))),
7: willythewise (Kokomo),
8: cmacc85 (waycross),
9: clearspine (Boulder),

I really have no big tournament report so I leave it there.

*****

I’m on my way into Vegas today for a dental appointment – yes, the tooth thing is still an issue – I hate the retainer, sleep is a war most of the time with it in my mouth…no I don’t do blowjobs either boys.  Ha-ha-ha!  Didn’t expect that one from a Grannie?  Get real, I didn’t spend my life sleeping alone.

And the Riot will be spending a few hours at home with Mom and Dad.  Try playing a H.O.R.S.E. tourney while you’re helping him with a game on the Wii…what a trip!  I will be back out to the windy property later this evening with my almost five year old charge in tow.

Signing out as reigning champion of PokerStars H.O.R.S.E. tourney – thanks for not showing J.B.  Thank you everyone else for showing, I appreciate your being my virtual poker playmates.