Of course I’m a lunatic about titles on Spam and the way they try to hook all of us in to opening, and reading their drivel and slop, that they should be shot for (through the legs so they can’t walk) and be forced to sit at thecomputer from hell for the rest of their lives, answering SPAM. Of course regular readers know my views on Spam as I’ve posted more than once about the non-stop slop and most of it’s sexual in nature…like there are women waiting to meet me…pshaw! Get out of here!
It’s not enough that I’m attacked on every email address I have, I recently logged in to the PokerWorks Forum and found a PM (Private Message) that I must share…it’s so pathetic and spammy.
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Dear One
Permit me to inform you about my desire to seek for assistant from you and i got the believe that you are going to help me out successfully. but firstly about myself.
I am a 22 years old lady now, i was born on the 1of january 1984.to the family of Dumas .and my father name is Joseph he is a very wealthy gold and cocoa merchant who based in ACCRA and ABIDJAN respectively, and I am their only child.well when i was a kid i went to a private schools and things were going on well for me and my parents till when i was in high school when my mother died on the 21ST october 1994 , My father took me so special because i am motherless. and he shower all his love on me and promised me that he will never have another woman because he did not want me for any problem.but has fate his my father got dead last year.but before the death of my father on the 12th December 2005 in a private hospital here in Abidjan , he called me secretly to his bed side and told me that he kept a sumof $10.500 000 (ten million five hundred thousand united states dollars) in a bank in Abidjan Cote D’ivoire. meanwhile that he used my name as the next of kin in deposit of the fund.He also explained to me that it was because of this money he was poisoned by his business partner and that i should seek for foreign partner in a country of my choice where i would transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, such as;real estate investment or stock market investment.
Plesae, i am honourably soliciting your kind assistance as follows.
1) To provide a bank account where this money will be transfered into.
2) To serve as the guardian of these fund ,since i am 22years old.
3)To make arrangement for me in your country to continue my educational career and to procure me a residential permit in your country.
I am inclined to offer you 15% of the total sum as a mode of compensation for your effort after the successful transfering of these fund to your nominated account overseas.Please i will be very happy if this transaction will be concluded with in seven (7) working days from now.I am expecting to hear from you as soon as possible
May Almighty God bless you as you do care for me Amen.please contact me on this private mail for security reason ([email protected])
Best regard
Sandra Dumas
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Sandra is running one of the best bluffs I’ve ever read in the respect that she’s sending this to a person that bluffs all of the time. At the age of 22, she should figure out a way to play in the main event of the WSOP. Or perhaps go to the bank and play them in a tournament format for the kajillions her father left.And perhaps she lives in a country where IT’S NOT ILLEGAL TO PLAY POKER ONLINE and herfather’s bankwill transfer all of the funds into her Tony G. Poker or FullTilt (or any of the sites on the right) poker account…yippeee!!!
And why am I asking if it’s OK to laugh? This: ‘my father got dead last year’.
I’ve been through the ‘pennis’ – ‘penis’ – ‘horny housewives want to meet you’- ‘do you want a bigger penis’ -and a trillion or so other spam thingies. But ‘my father got dead last year’ just almost sent me straight to the moon.*hysterical laughter*