One of my favorite cocktail waitresses moved around our table taking orders. She turned around and accidentally bumped the hat of the player in the 10 seat (Ritchie) with the edge of her tray.
She instantly apologized, he said it was ok, that’s why he wears the hat. The whole right half of the table was laughing – including Ritchie – she looked at me and mouthed, “I’m so sorry!”
The player in the 1s asked, “Hey, what are you doing?”
She recovered quickly, stating, “Oh, I’m just trying to serve Brain Damage. Anybody want one?”
The player in the 1 seat had missed everything…he looked up at her and said, “Yeah. I’ll try one, what’s in it?”