It’s the time of year when all turkeys must fear for their lives and try to escape having to dress for the big feast that showcases their wonderful breasts and thighs. 

I believe I worked the night before – and the night of – many a Thanksgiving Day in 35 years of poker employment!  Since Thanksgiving is always a four-day weekend in the U.S., it’s also a massive poker playing extravaganza that lets everyone with a degen chromosome in their body stay out and play until they drop.

I admit to being so tired during those four-day weekends that I rarely cooked – or ate – a Thanksgiving meal. Most holidays have lost their meaning over time, working most of them was part of loss of luster.

I don’t have a turkey reserved, nor a big meal planned.  But I do plan on having a great time with my son Dan who came home from Phoenix and the Riot, he  will be spending the four-day weekend with me.

Ladies, opt out of cooking and go play poker instead.  Guys, go with the Ladies!

No matter how you spend the day, enjoy and relax!  That’s where I’m headed now!